Calm Down We’ll Make It Look Like an Accident

Calm down. We’ll make it look like an accident. 😂

For the friend who always has your back—perhaps a little too enthusiastically—our Calm Down We’ll Make It Look Like an Accident Graphic Tee delivers the perfect dose of sarcastic, dark humor.

Featuring a fabulous retro-inspired woman paired with bold vintage typography and the hilariously unhinged phrase “Calm Down, We’ll Make It Look Like an Accident,” this design is made for anyone whose sense of humor lives somewhere between sassy and slightly questionable.

The vintage pin-up aesthetic and distressed details give it a fun throwback look while the saying does all the talking.

Perfect for casual days, girls' trips, parties, or gifting to the best friend who would hypothetically help you through anything. 😂

Good friends listen. Best friends apparently have an alibi.